• Doctor: Are you sexually active?
  • Me: Ha
  • Me: Hahahaha
  • Me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
  • Me: HAHA THAT'S A GOOD ONE.
  • Me: OH MY GOD WHAT IS AIR
  • Me: JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL OH MY GOD
  • Me: FORGET THAT, JESUS TAKE THE WHOLE GOD DAMN CAR
  • Me: Hahaha
  • Me: Haaa....
  • Me: Whooooooo, that was a good one.
  • Me: No, no I am not.

(Source: a-certain-r0mance)

  • me: skips song by favorite band on ipod
  • me:
  • me:
  • me: *feels guilty*
  • me: *presses rewind*
  • me: ok no i'm sorry mommy's here